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Between the lines
March 12 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Good one, I love sarcasm. ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
is nothing sacred between us anymore. i sent you those in a moment of weakness/so horney i could slam an avocado or the nook in my couch. cant always be an eloquent wordsmith. occasionally i delve into the dark side
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RHP User
13 years ago
After the initial hello how are u messages then...His Message: so..... what is it you like doing......My Thought: ahhh here we go another chappy after a one night stand. My Response: breathingHis response back: He blocked me
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RHP User
13 years ago
Gotta love a great sarcastic response. I think the polite responses would be lost on them anyway.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would like to have phone sex with you ms. mine I don't have phone sex with just anyone his I am not just anyone mine perhaps, but you have almost no profile and no photos, so it is difficult to know if you are even someone. His response well surprisingly there wasn't one.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mr & Mrs 20 & 19yo emailed me.... (uh huh... of course you were)..... and it went as follows....Message - "Hey, we love your profile. Funny pics, you look seriously sexy. Anyway. Mr(profile name) and I want to invite you over for a night of drinks and hot sex until we all collapse in a big puddle of sweat and cum. interested? Thought: - On pondering your most generous offer ... I cant help but be intrigued to think why a couple aged 20 & 19 would email a 40yo man. But then, it hit me... Im awesome, so we move to point 2. Secondly, as for your validity as both a couple, and a 19yo woman, I have my very real doubts (the lovely G string bikini photo of some unwitting random person on what appears to be a European beach, notwithstanding). Thirdly, the geographical anomaly of our listed places of residence pose some logistical issues with respect to your offer..... three hundred plus kilometers can really put a dampener on an erection, you know. And finally, as delightful an offer as it is to fall into a pool of combined bodily fluids is concerned, there are numerous OH&S breaches that must taken into consideration, and any future crime scene investigations conducted in your home well into the future would render my DNA, viewable beneath blue strobe lighting, as evidence.Actual: - Thanks, but couples arent really my thing. Hope you find what you're looking for.Reply: - Hey, understand if you're not into Mr (profile name) its cool.... we can fuck hard and he can wank behind the doorThought: - The Annexe to your initial offer, whilst otherwise accommodating, still does not negate your inability to grasp the projection of my disinterest, rate... nor does.... and please..... burn that fucking G string... it looks like your butt is trying to eat it. I'd have reached for the Block button long ago, however, that would eliminate your option to read my rejection. In short, piss off. Sincerely...... DGActual: -Im still gonna say... its a No from me. ThanksDG
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RHP User
13 years ago
*chuckles* Love it.. Honky stop playing hard to get and I'm so glad you took up the advice I gave you about Avacados being good for your skin! DG - surely you jest *insert applause here* xx- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vintagetatu'*chuckles* Love it.. Honky stop playing hard to get and I'm so glad you took up the advice I gave you about Avacados being good for your skin! DG - surely you jest *insert applause here* xx- Posted from rhpmobile i always send the message shag? i figure that when i write such beautiful messages that noone reads, a simple "shag?" is more succinct. and guess what? it fucking works. bahahahahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Gotta love the burn, even if they're too daft to feel it- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Best post I have read on here so far! Hilarious and so true! Well done, Vintagetatu!
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RHP User
13 years ago
That is soooo me! Will have to think of some. And DG, I'm pretty sure I got an identical message!
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
After a chat in the room very normal chit chat I said ok send me a message we can meet up on the weekend. His message was great cant wait to fuck you do you just want to do that or meet up with another couple hey can't wait... Me really wtf I haven't even met you yet where did you get that for a first meet..... Him... Oh sorry- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Gold fuk'n gold....... lmfao
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vintagetatu' DG - surely you jest *insert applause here* I never jest..... and dont call me ShirleyDG
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'PrincessLeela' Best post I have read on here so far! Hilarious and so true! Well done, Vintagetatu! Ohhh I love the sarcasm in your replies but wish you'd actually said what you were thinking at the time...I've devised some very long winded Template replies to ward off total morons that obviously haven't bothered to read any of my profile or the guys that say idiotic things in their opening message....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'PrincessLeela' Best post I have read on here so far! Hilarious and so true! Well done, Vintagetatu! A chuckle a day...almost as good as an orgasm a day, why can't we buy those in pill form at Coles...
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RHP User
13 years ago
the young guns with no responsibilities once they leave Uni, or work message me at 7pm on a week night..."so whatch doin tonite?" (their spelling, not mine)My reply.."well after footy practice, dance lessons, washing, helping with homework, feeding the dog, bathing kids, cooking dinner, cleaning the kitchen, taking garbage out, im free at midnight" hmmmmm no reply
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ding26' the young guns with no responsibilities once they leave Uni, or work message me at 7pm on a week night..."so whatch doin tonite?" (their spelling, not mine)My reply.."well after footy practice, dance lessons, washing, helping with homework, feeding the dog, bathing kids, cooking dinner, cleaning the kitchen, taking garbage out, im free at midnight" hmmmmm no reply Can I quote you to the next unsuspecting ingenue?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thought I'd share with you this little gem...HE SAYS "Spa""Hv u got a spa?" I SAY " Have YOU got a SPA or a POOL or a BOAT?""No, sorry! I don't have a SPA or a POOL but I do live close to the BEACH & also a short walk from the RIVER...Do YOU have a POOL or a SPA or better still a nice big BOAT? CK x "HE SAYS " No boat. Just saw pics of u underwater & wanted to fuck u in the pool.How about a fuck on dry land?"TO WHICH I WILL REPLY........." OH MY GOD!!!??? OH GOD YESSSSSSSS!! All of a sudden I am soooooooooo .........................DRY!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
so incredibly Thick!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vintagetatu'almost as good as an orgasm a day, why can't we buy those in pill form at Coles... Down, down. Do you need to ask for more from Coles?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'CreamyKit10'HE SAYS " No boat. Just saw pics of u underwater & wanted to fuck u in the pool.How about a fuck on dry land?"TO WHICH I WILL REPLY........." OH MY GOD!!!??? OH GOD YESSSSSSSS!! All of a sudden I am soooooooooo .........................DRY!! I could never say that to a woman. I rarely use f**k in a conversation. Not that I buy much french connection products anyway. I guess that is why I don't seem to have much luck with women. I seem to be using the wrong tone. I talk to them politely.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What?!? Not even so much as a "hello"?!!!The cheek of the lad.HAHAHAHA(Dumbarse)DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
me why can't people message me so I can be all sarky like you people.... Mike
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LemonDance
13 years ago
MESSAGE: heya, you can sitcom my face anytime sexyMY REPLY: As in Seinfeld ?MESSAGE: oops, ment sit on. I love kissing wet pussy yummmmMY REPLY: I respond only to profiles with photosMESSAGE: Here's a sexy pic(I look in his gallery to see a close up picture of a little, soft & super hair dick!)MY REPLY: Sorry you don't match what I'm looking for
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LemonDance' MESSAGE: oops, ment sit on. I love kissing wet pussy yummmm What a Braniac...... lol Some guys just dont get it.DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
i want u
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LemonDance' MESSAGE: heya, you can sitcom my face anytime sexyMY REPLY: As in Seinfeld ?MESSAGE: oops, ment sit on. I love kissing wet pussy yummmmMY REPLY: I respond only to profiles with photosMESSAGE: Here's a sexy pic(I look in his gallery to see a close up picture of a little, soft & super hair dick!)MY REPLY: Sorry you don't match what I'm looking for Don't you just love having your Seinfeld played with ;plittle, soft & super hairy.... ohhh Lemon... *shudder*xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hello i am Kizza73 i am well mannered ,educated ,funny and have a devious mind.Reply= NONE!Hello i am kizza73 ,im short ,fat bald and uglyReply=NONEHello i am kizza73 i am hung like a tip rat,will blow you like a garden blower and please you like a piece of cake on your birthday.Reply=NONEHello i am kizza73 i am strapped with a tool belt, full of sex toys, dungeon ,whips n chains and ready to push your buttons like a keyboard.Reply=None.hello i am Kizza73 i work for the lotto department and you have won a years supply of sex toys Reply= None.I am starting to think its YOU and not me
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am just overwhelmed with the hot lists I am on I simply don't have the time anymore to message you ladies correctly so -"u suck mi dick" will just have to do I'm afraid! Works for meGreat Op Vintagetatu, haven't stopped laughing, especially your answer to the message about your photo's, classic.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Him: Want to meet tonight and fuck? Youre so hot! Me: I thought you had to be able to read to use the internet, obviously Im wrong because my profile clearly says thats exactly what I want to do. Oh well, they taught Monkeys to signso maybe theres hope for you yet. Actual: Oh wait, that was actual....hahahahaha...I loved having that as a template over my down period at Christmas. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
you guys actually censor your thoughts when responding?.... Ah! well then.... I guess this is awkward
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RHP User
13 years ago
"be nice too.." My first instinct was to write "Would they not be indeed! I do enjoy a good cock and pussy as well, my dear lad. It's is truly wonderful to meet a kindred spirit. However, I cannot help but wonder if you are perhaps asking me to be pleasant, like you are?" Normally I would just send a friendly "no, but thank you" reply, but this once strained my brain so much, all I could manage was an equally eloquent "huh?"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Bee' you guys actually censor your thoughts when responding?.... Ah! well then.... I guess this is awkward On a serious note: There have been several discussions on here about the effect mere words can have on someone. I always try to remember there is an actual person on the other side, that is trying in their own way. A lot of the time I'm tempted to respond with (unsollicited) advice, but usually I'm able to bite my tongue, as I don't want to be patronising. And who is to say it's not working for them.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Bee' you guys actually censor your thoughts when responding?.... Ah! well then.... I guess this is awkward On a serious note: There have been several discussions on here about the effect mere words can have on someone. I always try to remember there is an actual person on the other side, that is trying in their own way. A lot of the time I'm tempted to respond with (unsollicited) advice, but usually I'm able to bite my tongue, as I don't want to be patronising. And who is to say it's not working for them. However if they dont take the time to show a little respect to me by reading my profile and writing to me accordingly why should I show any respect to them? Sure it might work for them upon occassion however I was raised to believe that respect is earned not automatically given. Messages like those mentioned dont show any respect towards the person they are messaging, in my opinion, thus Im dont feel the need, nor honestly desire, to show respect back. Everyone deals with these kind of messages in their own way. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your template was just too fucking funny.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A profile saying "hi luv ur pics wanna chat" is much less annoying than the ones saying "Hi there, I loved your profile and think I meet your requirements.", when the guy is 5"7 and married. Not reading my profile is one thing, but pretending that you did is another. I definitely feel less inclined to be nice in that case.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Your template was just too fucking funny. Thats one of the nicer things Ive sent back in response to messages from people who cant read. Even with my warning on the bottom of my profile saying I wont be nice in rejecting people who dont fit what I want people still get upset, and say Im very rude, when I respond back in the negative....lol I know you werent meaning me I was just responding to the reason why many people are nice in their rejections and why I often am not. Not quite a message on here but I was in text correspondence with someone, slowly the warning signs were starting to flash so in the end I told him to leave me alone, that I wouldnt be responding to any more messages or phone calls from him. After 2 weeks of him texting every couple of days, and me not responding, he had the audacity to tell me I was rude for not responding.......ahhhh and people wonder why I can be a down right bitch sometimes. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Bee' you guys actually censor your thoughts when responding?.... Ah! well then.... I guess this is awkward On a serious note: There have been several discussions on here about the effect mere words can have on someone. I always try to remember there is an actual person on the other side, that is trying in their own way. A lot of the time I'm tempted to respond with (unsollicited) advice, but usually I'm able to bite my tongue, as I don't want to be patronising. And who is to say it's not working for them. I really don't want to detract from the OP ('cause I think/thought most of it has been funny as hell!) but my question is, do you think the people who send these messages gave you/me/us the same consideration (IE that you're human and deserving of respect) when they wrote and sent these things? I treat others (initially) as I would like to be treated, but alternatively, according to how they've treated me. in regards to hurting people, I was made to learn at a very young age that life and the world is NOT "fair" and I believe that's something we each need to learn in order to be adults, further, I've also learned over time that things have only ever been made harder by people "protecting" my feelings (even by saying nothing at all!) (yes! if my arse honestly looks big, I'd like to be told it does so I know I need to eat better and hit the gym!) perhaps I'm a realist (?) but I'd sooner someone give me the whole truth and nothing but the truth so that if I need to change something in order to achieve the things I desire in life I know (or can more easily learn) what they are and why, and so I don't waste what limited life/time I have here with the living and can achieve as many of my goals as possible. But that's just me! (oh, and I'm pretty sure there was another post recently about being true to yourself around here, FWIW, I am ALWAYS!)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lost_Focus' Him: Want to meet tonight and fuck? Youre so hot! Me: I thought you had to be able to read to use the internet, obviously Im wrong because my profile clearly says thats exactly what I want to do. Oh well, they taught Monkeys to signso maybe theres hope for you yet. Actual: Oh wait, that was actual....hahahahaha...I loved having that as a template over my down period at Christmas. Kisses Focus How about this... from the same guyMessage... January 31Hi how are you going? My name is "Dumbarse". (not his real name) I just read your profile and I'd love to get to know you. Any plans this weekend? Would you be interested in catching up for a drink? Call me. Hope to see you soon.Reply...Hi "Dumbarse", Thank you, but no. No photo so I can see your eyes, a big no. Good luck :) (He gave me access to his photo where he had sunglasses on!!)Message... March 15Hi how are you going? My name is "Dumbarse". I just read your profile and I'd love to get to know you. Any plans this weekend? Would you be interested in catching up for a drink? Call me. Hope to see you soonReply... You sent me this exact message awhile back. NO
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Bee' you guys actually censor your thoughts when responding?.... Ah! well then.... I guess this is awkward I have trouble censoring my thoughts or even editing my reply messages....If people haven't read my profile properly or send a message that is completely tactless or impolite then I will be scathing or very abrupt in my reply to them....In real life I am actually too polite for my own good... ask my friend Lemon.... But when I'm online I give as good as I get & feel no fear & won't hesitate to rebuke them for stupid idiotic messages that annoy me intensely...Some are actually very funny but they aren't trying to be...Bad spelling or text speak is my PET HATE!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Bee' you guys actually censor your thoughts when responding?.... Ah! well then.... I guess this is awkward On a serious note: There have been several discussions on here about the effect mere words can have on someone. I always try to remember there is an actual person on the other side, that is trying in their own way. A lot of the time I'm tempted to respond with (unsollicited) advice, but usually I'm able to bite my tongue, as I don't want to be patronising. And who is to say it's not working for them. You are very thoughtful & kind, Ms_Devious.....I can't help but respond with unsolicited advice about their profile or pics or their woeful attempt at an opening message.... I rather enjoy being patronising but I am only trying to help them in their quest for a quick shag....Hehehehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
...by far.......that I've read.It deserves a witty and funny responseBUT, after that calibre.........*pressure pressure*.......I don't have one~~Festooned with spit from laughing f~~
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De0cypher
13 years ago
1. HIM: "Hi, I havent seen another hot babe like u on this site ..Wana catch up ??" ME: "Hi there, thx for the MSG and the compliment but can't see us meeting so will wish u happy hunting." HIM: "Thanx for replying ..Can i ask where are u from babe ??" ME: Delete 2. HIM: "You look good enough to eat...can I?" ME: Delete 3. HIM:"You are missing out on a great time. P. s why not come to Exotica Strip bar North Bridge and talk." (msg after I declined his flirt) ME: "That is a very dodgy thing to ask of me! Not sure if that works for you but good luck with all that and happy hunting." HIM: No response. There are, unfortunately, so many more....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oscar Wilde once said that "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" often quoted but all to often quoted out of context. He actually said, "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." Very "intelligent" responses, however me thinks it might be lost on the recipients. Thanks for the post, its great to lol and lmao occasionally.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Bee' in regards to hurting people, I was made to learn at a very young age that life and the world is NOT "fair" and I believe that's something we each need to learn in order to be adults, further, I've also learned over time that things have only ever been made harder by people "protecting" my feelings (even by saying nothing at all!) (yes! if my arse honestly looks big, I'd like to be told it does so I know I need to eat better and hit the gym!) Dear Ms Bee. The few times I gave women the unvarnished truth, it didn't go well for me. I have yet to meet the girl who asks for an honest opinion and actually meant it. They say, be honest but imply tell me what I want to hear. So, these days, I tell the truth if it is beneficial and the person is receptive. If truth serves no purpose except to start a conflict, best to keep silent.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...ropesI'd say that doing the right thing (for fellas) on here is like tightrope walking....on a downhill gradient, on a greased cable, wearing slippery soles, with both hip pockets full of heavy, agitated & bitey Queensland mud crabs......oh, with a balance pole thingie....but with two squabbling minkeys on either endEasyFor the women.......there they sit, cocktail in one hand & a tub of cookie dough ice cream in the other, all whislt being supported by a freshly resurrected Blondin at the height of his esteemed career.A WHOLE lot easier~~f~~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'Ms_Bee' in regards to hurting people, I was made to learn at a very young age that life and the world is NOT "fair" and I believe that's something we each need to learn in order to be adults, further, I've also learned over time that things have only ever been made harder by people "protecting" my feelings (even by saying nothing at all!) (yes! if my arse honestly looks big, I'd like to be told it does so I know I need to eat better and hit the gym!) Dear Ms Bee. The few times I gave women the unvarnished truth, it didn't go well for me. I have yet to meet the girl who asks for an honest opinion and actually meant it. They say, be honest but imply tell me what I want to hear. So, these days, I tell the truth if it is beneficial and the person is receptive. If truth serves no purpose except to start a conflict, best to keep silent. I hear ya zu7bcv! humans are an insecure bunch aren't we! think we'd get over ourseleves huh? we're all human after all, none of us are truly perfect, heck! there's no such thing as "perfect" Find the right woman, I garantee she'll love you for your honesty (provided it is truly honesty, with your own humanity and thus imperfections, taken into account, and you have no hidden agenda)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'PuZZled03984991'...ropesI'd say that doing the right thing (for fellas) on here is like tightrope walking....on a downhill gradient, on a greased cable, wearing slippery soles, with both hip pockets full of heavy, agitated & bitey Queensland mud crabs......oh, with a balance pole thingie....but with two squabbling minkeys on either endEasyFor the women.......there they sit, cocktail in one hand & a tub of cookie dough ice cream in the other, all whislt being supported by a freshly resurrected Blondin at the height of his esteemed career.A WHOLE lot easier~~f~~ uh-huh! yep! easy!! (look everybody! I'm learning!) now! where did I put my cocktail?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'PuZZled03984991'...ropesI'd say that doing the right thing (for fellas) on here is like tightrope walking....on a downhill gradient, on a greased cable, wearing slippery soles, with both hip pockets full of heavy, agitated & bitey Queensland mud crabs......oh, with a balance pole thingie....but with two squabbling minkeys on either endEasyFor the women.......there they sit, cocktail in one hand & a tub of cookie dough ice cream in the other, all whislt being supported by a freshly resurrected Blondin at the height of his esteemed career.A WHOLE lot easier~~f~~I dont like icecream... can i have potato chips in the other hand? Sour cream & cheese...YUM!
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RHP User
13 years ago
..ly......quoting someone.....who was idly quoting someone else.....taken from a quote plagiarised from some other smart fella,who quoted Oscar Wilde as saying:" Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love but no friendship...so woman, it's fukkin ice-cream or nothing...Oi, pretty boy, pass the fukkin oh-pee-um"Smart Fukca wasn't he~~f~~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Bee' Find the right woman, I garantee she'll love you for your honesty (provided it is truly honesty, with your own humanity and thus imperfections, taken into account, and you have no hidden agenda) I guess I have yet to meet the right woman for me. Still looking, perhaps in all the wrong places, but still looking.
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madotara69
13 years ago
honest truth. lets look at your arse, now an arse looks different, depending on what position you may hold, and good posture will have another look for your arse aswell, so giving an honest thought for looking at all variations, a fair average would be a truthful opinion, don't you think.For the look with your profile pic, A cheeky suggestion to take your arse for the whole run, and figure out something that could be an overall agreed thought for how was your arse to be taken, and to the time spent in doing it, could well and truly be taken deep and meaningful.A quick look, would be just a guess, and not enough in it, for a shared opinion to how getting right into it as a whole for the matter.we are honest, so if you ever need to really know how to feel about it, we would give it a good going over as a whole spent time for over all shared feeling and give your arse our compliment.How could a one liner even interest the need for your arse to be an open challenge with getting right into it and thoroughly with time in it as well Ms_ beeIt is easy to see why the importance being at ones best for the true feelings is stated.Mado, Tara xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Quoting 'Ms_Bee' Find the right woman, I garantee she'll love you for your honesty (provided it is truly honesty, with your own humanity and thus imperfections, taken into account, and you have no hidden agenda) I guess I have yet to meet the right woman for me. Still looking, perhaps in all the wrong places, but still looking. There you go zu7bcv, stop looking in that mirror so much and I bet she'll be right there in front of you! Bee XO
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ha!! Ha!! That's hilarious!! Having never read a message from a single male we can't believe they seriously send shit like that and expect to get laid!!??? Love the post... awesome!!xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69'honest truth. lets look at your arse, now an arse looks different, depending on what position you may hold, and good posture will have another look for your arse aswell, so giving an honest thought for looking at all variations, a fair average would be a truthful opinion, don't you think.For the look with your profile pic, A cheeky suggestion to take your arse for the whole run, and figure out something that could be an overall agreed thought for how was your arse to be taken, and to the time spent in doing it, could well and truly be taken deep and meaningful.A quick look, would be just a guess, and not enough in it, for a shared opinion to how getting right into it as a whole for the matter.we are honest, so if you ever need to really know how to feel about it, we would give it a good going over as a whole spent time for over all shared feeling and give your arse our compliment.How could a one liner even interest the need for your arse to be an open challenge with getting right into it and thoroughly with time in it as well Ms_ beeIt is easy to see why the importance being at ones best for the true feelings is stated.Mado, Tara xx Lol! good to know where to find an honest opinion if I'm ever in need, thanks guys
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RHP User
13 years ago
This post really hits the nail on the head. I think its fiar to say the 99.57% of messages that go along those lines are from fake identities, and the other0.43% well clearly have some type of outside issues affecting how they go about a general introduction to someone!Fun :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ha Ha...gold! I might use that on my work emails if thats ok!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Need I say more...?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Pussypurrfect' Ha!! Ha!! That's hilarious!! Having never read a message from a single male we can't believe they seriously send shit like that and expect to get laid!!??? Love the post... awesome!!xxxHahaha! Yes! It never fails to amaze me & amuse my girlfriends how they actually think that their little message of love & lust will entice a discerning lady into bed with them.... I have more stories but have a fear of RSI if I try to relate them all......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'OneEmerald' Quoting 'Lost_Focus' Him: Want to meet tonight and fuck? Youre so hot! Me: I thought you had to be able to read to use the internet, obviously Im wrong because my profile clearly says thats exactly what I want to do. Oh well, they taught Monkeys to signso maybe theres hope for you yet. Actual: Oh wait, that was actual....hahahahaha...I loved having that as a template over my down period at Christmas. Kisses Focus How about this... from the same guyMessage... January 31Hi how are you going? My name is "Dumbarse". (not his real name) I just read your profile and I'd love to get to know you. Any plans this weekend? Would you be interested in catching up for a drink? Call me. Hope to see you soon.Reply...Hi "Dumbarse", Thank you, but no. No photo so I can see your eyes, a big no. Good luck :) (He gave me access to his photo where he had sunglasses on!!)Message... March 15Hi how are you going? My name is "Dumbarse". I just read your profile and I'd love to get to know you. Any plans this weekend? Would you be interested in catching up for a drink? Call me. Hope to see you soonReply... You sent me this exact message awhile back. NO the good ol' sunglasses trick. I had one that went even better than that. He didn't show his photo when he messaged me, giving me the spiel about privacy, and wanting to get to know someone before exchanging pics. I told him that was fine and his choice, but I wouldn't be corresponding any further without seeing a face pic. He then gave me access to his PG...which contained a very poor quality photo in which his face had been blacked out... NEXT
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Hasn't that topic been posted before?
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Where the heck did that topic go?
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