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Neighbors on RHP
January 19 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah.. the girl next door problem... is she renting? hehe... does she live with her mum? .... does she have a woodshed up the backyard with two large dogs and do you see her digging holes and burying large garbage bags in the middle of the night? .... lmfao.. I'd just say howdie... like a neighbour... and do not push it... this is certainly not one area I'd chase for the shag and burn manouvre but just because she is your neighbour shouldnt stop you from putting the hard word on... send her one of those "want a root" messages followed by the old cheeky :p... and see where it goes. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Honestly... what's the worst that can happen? I'd be offering her a lovely slice of RHP before the rest of the blokes in the street catch on... It's a no brainer to me... Dive in mate ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
personally would't go there. But then again my neighbours are all bit strange, and before anyone casts asspersions, i make a poit of meeting and getting to know all of my neighbours, so yes they are all strange. But then thats what makes the world go round.
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RHP User
16 years ago
We have a rule that we don't mix our vertical life with our horizontal life :-) Trev
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RHP User
16 years ago
mate i was tought not to shit in my own back yard so to speak.
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RHP User
16 years ago
im thinkin all sorts of girl next door senarios now.... hehehe... all of them good for some reason ?!i would pending on the visual between the neighbours place... throw on a towel ... hehe... and strategically place myself facing toward the window, and stretch, whoops there goes the towel ... hehehe... if she starts to play peak i see your..... then could be on... although... may also scare her too, and be in some form of trouble for nudity LOL (although is nudity is the yard classed as a public place??) mow the lawn naked an option? ... move the sprinkler whilst naked? lol.... ahh see... naughty naughty thoughts :-P but seriously serious... either way there will be possibly a small amout of shock wether you msg her on rhp ... or confront her in person... so msg through rhp maybe just to break the ice as a friendly neighbour and take it from there...Clint
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol Clint! ya funny bugga. It's usually a real treat for a young 20 something person to be dropping the towel around the backyard saying oops with a cheeky grin..... but for guys like us in our 40's... oh no, no, definitely NO! We get treated like the dirty old men that we are! hehe (and lovin' it). Moe the lawn naked... lolz.. I sunbaked naked on the roof just the one time...... hehe. Yes your honour... good behaviour of course, Sir.. pants..... tick. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
this could be the most convenient "connection" of your life....despsite the irony of hooking up with your own next door neighbour, via a global computer network. i don't see why u'd hesitate at this...well i guess i do....but ur both adults, ur both on here (presumably for similar reasons), i think ur silly if u don't have a crack...just do it in good nature, be a bit cheeky about it not like a crazy stalker neighbour dude or anything cos that would not be a good look. pls report back and post pics/vids thx.
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RHP User
16 years ago
leave it alone .the chance of it hitting the fan are to great. you both have to live in the same area
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RHP User
16 years ago
I had my next door neighbours who are a married couple contact me...they talked about how the girl was always way more into the guy so they needed to find a new girl. I knew it was them but they never saw my face pics...this was just way too close to home for me!
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RHP User
16 years ago
They are here right now!
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RHP User
16 years ago
hehe... well what do you think anthkoo? Should he contact his neighbour?? HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can see issues if you're a couple and the girl next door is single. That's a totally different scenario. I wouldn't be going there... Unless you want your partner inserting a tracking device up your rectum, or sending you 5000 text messages a day checking up on you. lol. One reason I prefer to be single. But if you're single, and she's single... Go for it. Stop thinking about the negatives and just dive in. So much to gain, nothing to lose. I wouldn't approach her via RHP though. Maybe throw a party or something and invite her over. I live in a cul-de-sac and we have street parties every now and then... just a BBQ at one of our houses. They're a great opportunity to get "closer" to your friendly neighbours. It would also be a chance to test the water without formally applying for the position... haha.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Love the answers! I was only talking hypothetically - but stalky has a point. Us 40+ dropping the towel can get a little too close to having 'grandpa having a peak. Of course, there are tales of I never believed your stories until one day.... I don't know - I'm not too much of a neighborhood socializer and like to keep my private life private. Of course, if she was renting... Thanks for the responses,
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz... yeah well, if you mean someone has been talking about me out of school, then I hope you keep that under a lid, bebe. Lies .. all lies. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
what about workmates? both of us have stumbled across and had contact with workmates thru this site (not played with them tho) andhave had a couple of people we know from the outside flirt and message us as well....... and a cousin (male) initiate contact and all but meet before we realised who we were in fact chatting with........... but yea, sometimes its just too close to home to be a worthwhile risk......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Similiar problem, Opened a good looking profile... turned out it was two workmates, both senior to me... the woman used to be direct supervisor... Back away, not today!!!! Of coarse, bow they know we're here (they noticed I checked their profile)... 6 months on we haven't said anything to each other about it! Wouldn't go down that road... as Kileetrev said, keep horizontal and vertical life seperate.
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