twitter

Anybody on here use it? (no-stalko) I realised over a year ago that it ain't for me cos im not...interesting/witty/self-absorbed enough to give it a good go.   But luckily there are some good peoples out there who do it justice....no im not talking about B-grade celebrities, or Nancy from your office who informs the world about "OMGZ cant wait 4 da wknd" - derrrr everybody likes the weekend, Nancy!   No, im talking about people like this dude...   http://twitter.com/ArthurKadeInc   The jury is out whether he's real or fake....if he's real, he's prob the most delusional/into-himself dude there ever was....but regardless, he brings the LOLZ on the regular. Sample:   worked with Jennifer Aniston yesterday. She should sue her surgeon for that nose job. Should also get implants, all women 35+ should. 8:50 AM Aug 18th from web   A 7.4 at the gym today said that my sexy, masculine voice matched my upper-echelon good looks. I can tell speech therapy is working! 11:47 AM Jul 29th from web   I never received help from anybody. I didn’t have to. My skill set that god gave was at such a level that I could outperformed anyone. 1:16 PM Jun 12th from web     Anyway, what are ur faves?